US Secretary of State was "up to no good" behind closed doors with her Israeli counter part.

Miss Tzipi Livni was caught sleeping with Miss Condoleezza Rice.

Ultra-religious groups condemned the affair saying there is no end to "sinning" and "illegal activity" among some Israeli and American politicians.

Condoleezza Rice has met Miss Livni many times since she took charge of the State Department. Her Israeli counterpart is well-known for her good looks and irresistable charms. Reports said she was "having Rice" in a New York Hotel.

Israel and United States are known to have a "very close relationship".

Both ladies were also planning to "presuade" Europeans "partners" into taking "stronger action" against hardline Iranian President.

Miss Rice, who fell for Miss Livni, is less widely acknowledged for her beauty and "sophistication". That title is disputed between "ravishing" Ursula Plassnik and the "stunning" Dora Bakoyannis, Austrian and Greek FMs respectively.

It is widely suspected in Iran that in order to undermine the Tehran regime, a lot more immoral "foreign affairs" are conducted behind closed than to promote peace in the world. Ordinary Iranian claim that such leaks are evidence that Iran's enemies make love with war in mind.

APN - Dec 8, 2007